“I eat cheese, but only on pizza, please
And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla
Otherwise it smells like feet to me
And I, I really like it when the moon looks like a toenail

I never trust a dog to watch my food
And I like to use to the word ‘dude’
As a noun, or an adverb, or an adjective

I like really cool guitars and superheroes
And checks with lots of zeros on ’em
I love the sound of violins
And making someone smile”

-N.J.